I am the worlds poor pessimist.

19. Female. Somewhere in my own mind.

“Don’t fuck anyone you wouldn’t be proud to introduce to your parents. Listen to your friends, they know what they’re on about. Spend time with yourself, take care of yourself.”

—   Day 301: Melanie, 22, Wanderer, Daydreamer (via 29years365days)

(via honey-andtar)


“i made these”

“I’ve stopped being sorry for all my soft. I won’t apologize because I miss you, or because I said it, or because I text you first, or again. I think everyone spends too much time trying to close themselves off. I don’t want to be cool or indifferent, I want to be honest. If I love you at 5AM, I’d damn well rather that you know I felt it. If I love you two hours later, I’ll tell you then too. Listen, I won’t wait double the time it takes for you to text me back because I don’t want to. I don’t care enough to be patient with you. I’m happy, you made me feel that way, don’t you want to know? So that’s how it’s going to be. I’m going to leave myself as open as a church door. And I’m going to wake you up before the crack of dawn to tell you that I’m fucking joyful, no pretending, not from me, not ever. Would you like some coffee, would you please kiss me? Here, these are my hands, this is my mouth, it is all yours.”

—   Azra.T “Don’t Wait Three Days to Text First.” (via lostgal49)

(Source: 5000letters, via v-erlam)

penis-hilton:

andrewbelami:

Goodbye


and you can literally see his username starts with gaga

penis-hilton:

andrewbelami:

Goodbye

and you can literally see his username starts with gaga

(Source: menscroptop2k14, via phago)

bepeu:

my favorite hobby is not being a parent

(via imaginary-imagination)

(Source: adultum, via toastertroubles)

Kid:

Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.

Cashier:

Are you 18?

Kid:

It's okay, they're a metaphor.

“Act like you trust people, but don’t.”

—   (via odaze)

(Source: moeyhashy, via sanctimonious-self-loathing)

rangerkimmy:

pbbth

(Source: BuzzFeed, via totaldepravity666)

me:

wow i have so much work to do

me:

*goes on tumblr*

me:

*watches a movie*

me:

*reads a novel*

me:

*takes a nap*

me:

*climbs a mountain*

me:

*backpacks through europe*

me:

why am i not getting anything done

Lana Del Rey - Serial Killer

Wish I may, wish I might
Find my one true love tonight.
Do you think that he
Could be you?

(Source: freshsounds, via deadbeats-deadhearts)