I am the worlds poor pessimist.

20. Female. Somewhere in my own mind.

(Source: wifeyxx)

sleepy and sad foreberrrrrrrrrrr

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

(via fuckpaul)

(Source: scurrymovies, via jaquelinrose)

deep-euphoria:

If you like Pina Coladas, getting fucked in the rain.

Excellent.

deep-euphoria:

If you like Pina Coladas, getting fucked in the rain.

Excellent.

imgonnamakeachange:

if you abandon old dogs that have loved you for their entire life just because they are old and sick, there is a special place in hell reserved for you

(via honey-andtar)

lessonsinviolence:

Letitgoletitgoletitgoletitgo let go.

psyducker:

this is literally my favorite trend ever please never let this die

(via fuckpaul)

poochcrew:

Shhh the baby is sleeping

poochcrew:

Shhh the baby is sleeping

(via honey-andtar)

cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

(via jeveuxtarevanche)

Me:

you can talk to me whenever you feel bad! I'll always be there for you

Me:

*bottles up problems* *doesnt talk about it with anyone* *lays in bed instead of trying to solve my own problems*