I am the worlds poor pessimist.

19. Female. Somewhere in my own mind.

tsuthetiger:

pinstripehourglass:

god, what a classic

must have been some p sick handjobs homies seeing stars n’ shit

tsuthetiger:

pinstripehourglass:

god, what a classic

must have been some p sick handjobs homies seeing stars n’ shit

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enattendantlesoleil:

saying “that’s how things are” is incredibly useless when talking about social issues because yes, we are aware that that’s how things are, and we don’t like it, that’s the whole point

congratulations on providing no useful input to the conversation

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sulfuring:

how to write poetry like a white person

  • cigarettes
  • the taste of you
  • drowning
  • save me
  • no wait save yourself
  • cigarettes
  • !!

make sure to left align and god forbid touch a capital letter

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West Edmonton Mall.

profanities:

clareer:

doctorinternet:

lipstickndynamite:

One of the best mom moments in TV history. I wish more parents knew how important it is to validate their children’s feelings.

What this is so beautiful

Marge tried real fucking hard sometimes.

Marge tried real fucking hard all the time

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vanillish:

*walks into clothes store* *walks out crying*

(via jeveuxtarevanche)

parents:

you need to go out more

parents:

you need to exercise more

parents:

YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????

parents:

HAHAHA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???

parents:

why are you getting angry

Thinking social anxiety is cute is like saying:

askingpreciado:

convertingtolight:

Excessive sweating is cute.
Dry mouth is cute.
Physically shaking is cute.
Blacking out is cute.
Nausea is cute.
Heart palpitations are cute.
Chest pain is cute.
Shallow breathing is cute.
Hot flushes are cute.
Forgetting how to talk is cute.
Humiliating yourself is cute.

It’s not adorable little shy giggly girls with pretty skirts & flowers in their hair.

please reblog this

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