I am the worlds poor pessimist.

19. Female. Somewhere in my own mind.

mecksickan:

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?


idontwantotellyou

mecksickan:

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

idontwantotellyou

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agentbering:

jessepumpkin:

i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer

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lumpy-pizza-princess:

Do you ever just do or say certain things when you’re horny and then after you orgasm you’re like WHY WOULD I EVER DO THAT

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pinkgills:

the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze

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poopflow:

you put the condom on your dick
but you don’t actually do any fucking
it’s a metaphor
I can’t get laid

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alt-aj:

"Does my lipstick intimidate you? Good."

alt-aj:

"Does my lipstick intimidate you? Good."

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jackyjonestownmassacre:

I.. Oh.. 😨

baretobush:

condescendingendearments:

I saw the post called How Breasts Can Look by the fantastic baretobush

It pleased me a lot since I, myself, am a busty lady, and I know this to be true. Breasts are indeed floppy. 

I also thourght it would be a great anatomy practice, so I drew it and I enjoyed it immensely. 

I suggest anyone to check out her blog if you’re into body positivity or bodies, just doing their body thangs.  

Posted with permission, of course! 

I LOVE THESE!!!

(via volatilebodies)

tastefullyoffensive:

Before and After Pictures of Animals Growing Up [via]

Previously: Animals Using Other Animals as Pillows

(via himynameisjesseandiplaybass)

the-one-blog-to-rule-them-all:

i think it would be neat if netflix doubled as a dating site like “here are 9 other singles in your area that watched supernatural for 12 straight hours”

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Perfect. Best ever.

Perfect. Best ever.

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micklovich:

this is the single most pretentious thing ive ever seen in my life im gonna vomit

I do not want to watch this film. But at the same time I do, so that I can feel the enjoyment of hating it.

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